i missed dan sfm honestly

So I've only posted one snark before (Kristy and Mr. Mom, which I never finished but I will get back to), but in the meantime, I started reading the Friends Forever series.

Oh my Lord, as Claudia would say. What a fantastic bundle of teenage bitchiness. I've read all of them in the past 2.5 days and am currently on "Graduation Day". I'm so embarrassed.

I would love to snark the Graduation Day, and I see that last year someone did the first few chapters. Would it be appropriate/desired to do another? Having only snarked once I'm not sure what the snarkiquette rules are.

we should petition cbs/bb to put out a dvd of all the diary rooms unedited.

how sick would that be? id love to see people just be them...

.....A real-life Claudia?!

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The jewelry alone is totally stuff she would design and wear.

 

When is the veto ceremony? I'm gonna buy feeds maybe but it depends who is getting put up lol

Spending the day on the set of her new movie, Kristen Stewart was spotted plugging away on the set of "The Runaways" in Los Angeles on Sunday (July 19).

Joined by co-star Dakota Fanning and fellow band characters Alia Shawkat, Scout Taylor-Compton and Stella Maeve, all of the members had shirts on showing their names as they strolled about the set.

Directed by Floria Sigismondi, the rocker chick flick is described as "a coming-of-age biopic about '70s teenage band The Runaways."

Making sure everything goes according to plan, singer Joan Jett was also on-hand for the day's filming - as she's been a mainstay on the set throughout production.

( More ~exciting~ pictures here! )

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Frank McCourt, the beloved raconteur and former public school teacher who enjoyed post-retirement fame as the author of "Angela's Ashes," the Pulitzer Prize-winning epic of woe about his impoverished Irish childhood, died Sunday of cancer at age 78.

McCourt had been gravely ill with meningitis and recently was treated for melanoma, the deadliest form of skin cancer. He died at a Manhattan hospice, his brother Malachy McCourt said.

Until his mid-60s, Frank McCourt was known primarily around New York as a creative writing teacher and as a local character — the kind who might turn up in a New York novel — singing songs and telling stories with younger brother Malachy and otherwise joining the crowds at the White Horse Tavern and other literary hangouts.

But there was always a book or two being formed in his mind and the world would learn his name, and story, in 1996, after a friend helped him get an agent and his then-unfinished manuscript was quickly signed by Scribner. With a first printing of just 25,000, "Angela's Ashes" was an instant favorite with critics and readers and perhaps the ultimate case of the non-celebrity memoir, the extraordinary life of an ordinary man.

"F. Scott Fitzgerald said there are no second acts in American lives. I think I've proven him wrong," McCourt later explained. "And all because I refused to settle for a one-act existence, the 30 years I taught English in various New York City high schools."

A native of New York, McCourt was good company in the classroom and at the bar, but few had such a burden to unload. His parents were so poor that they returned to their native Ireland when he was little and settled in the slums of Limerick. Simply surviving his childhood was a tale; McCourt's father was an alcoholic who drank up the little money his family had. Three of McCourt's seven siblings died, and he nearly perished from typhoid fever.

"Worse than the ordinary miserable childhood is the miserable Irish childhood, and worse yet is the miserable Irish Catholic childhood," was McCourt's unforgettable opening.

"People everywhere brag and whimper about the woes of their early years, but nothing can compare with the Irish version: the poverty, the shiftless loquacious father; the pious defeated mother moaning by the fire; pompous priests, bullying schoolmasters; the English and all the terrible things they did to us for 800 long years."

The book was a long Irish wake, "an epic of woe," McCourt called it, finding laughter and lyricism in life's very worst. Although some in Ireland complained that McCourt had revealed too much (and revealed a little too well), "Angela's Ashes" became a million seller, won the Pulitzer and was made into a movie of the same name, starring Emily Watson as the title character, McCourt's mother.

McCourt's other books include "'Tis" and "Teacher Man."

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(btw, I can't stand her, but this shit is tragic.)

Chima told her fellow Big Brother 11 houseguests that she had to have two facial surgeries because the attack had been so brutal.

"February of 1999, 22-year-old Chima Benson sleeps soundly in her sorority house when she wakes up to a masked man in her bedroom. The man brutally beats and rapes Chima, before fleeing into the night. At the hospital semen is collected. The sample is compared to the DNA from the 1996 murders at the Peartree apartment complex, and confirmed to be a match."


source: Associated Content
source: COLD CASE FILES: Episode 90

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watch jordan on the feeds right now. calling out ronnie and everyone can hear her.

BILLIONAIRE Pete Peterson is said to be "mortified" over the sneering performance of his grandson PC (above) on Bravo's "NYC Prep." "Pete is really upset," a friend said. PC -- whose official bio says, "Money, women and life's spoils are all he's ever known" -- is seen bragging and picking on younger kids. The insider added, "He was kicked out of several schools and the family cut him off at one point. He's doing this show to get an acting career." Good Luck! Last week, PC was spotted getting "super touchy-feely" with Barron Hilton at the Gramercy Park Hotel. A Bravo rep had no comment.

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Obligatory: You threw a motherfucking water bottle at me!

Lil' Kim & Cyndi Lauper Perform live at nelson mandela's birthday bash mashing up two of their hit songs Time after time & lighters up.

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Acording to the source, Nikki Reed and Paris Latsis (Paris Hilton's ex) are dating.
Here's the translation: "His last relationship is the most serious he ever had. The young American actress has completely stolen his heart and they have been together for 6 months now. He claims to be madly in love with her, and has introduced her to his parents and will adapt his schedule according to the actresses schedule. In August she filming for her new movie so they will stay in Greece until the end of July and will return together in LA. Paris wants to stay with her and encourage her and because he can't stay away from her."


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Can we address the Casey-DILF issue for a second?


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O/T, O/T: Mods can we have more tags??? They're fun!

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"Oh yeah, she's bi!" ROFL, I love Jordan!

Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louis Parker and Jane Krakowski in a round table discussion! So much awesome.



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As the first housemate evicted from Big Brother 11, California surfer Braden’s tenure in the house may not have lasted long, but he did manage to make some lasting impressions. His confrontation of Lydia, who he felt had betrayed him, was one for the books — and it led to a house-wide screaming match that left the remaining contestants split down the middle. – Reagan Alexander

You’re the first one out, which isn't exactly what you would call on honor. Were you surprised?
I’m not going to be pissed off about something I can’t do anything about. I’d rather be the first one out than the third or fourth one out. The sky’s the limit for me. It’s summertime and it’s my mom’s birthday next week. I have things to look forward to.

What was your downfall?
It’s called sabotage. Lydia and I were getting along great and she went behind my back to save her own ass. She went and told lies to Jessie and told the whole Jock crew that I was out to take them out and kill them.

Do you regret calling Lydia names?
Absolutely not. She’s gross-looking and she does weird things and she hangs out with old men and she’s tattooed from head-to-toe and I think she’s disgusting. I have no respect for her.

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CBS censors racial slur
What Chima said: "It amazes me how short some of the memory spans in here are, because my opponent here called both of my very good friends in the house "beaners". And he even called Julie a whore. Yes he did. And, so, a vote for Braden is a vote for a bigot.  Anyone who aligns himself with a racist and a misogynist--you deserve to go home."

It was the most memorable speech in "Big Brother" history, but fans didn't hear all of it.

Television viewers watching the "Big Brother 11" eviction episode Thursday only heard part of contestant Chima Simone's petition to stay on the voyeuristic CBS reality show.

Host Julie Chen later called it "the most memorable last plea speech we've ever heard."

( Thanks for making me like Chima's goofy ass )

Here's a video of Julie owning his dumbass for 15 minutes straight.  He's such an idiot and I bet he was even more nervous because he was just waiting for Julie to mention the fact that he called her a WHORE but no, Julie's too classy for that shit.  You go, Mrs. Moonves.

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EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin's Mystery Date Identified!

Jon Gosselin had dinner with a mystery blonde in New York at the Upper East Side's Accademia di Vino on Saturday night and we can't blame you if you wondered, has Jon moved on to yet another woman?

After all, first it was Deanna Hummell and then Hailey Glassman and now he turns up with an attractive blonde.

So who is she? First of all, calm down, Hailey, Jon's not cheating on YOU! The mystery woman is Kate Major, senior reporter for Star magazine.

Oooohh, Star magazine is gonna have the scoop in its next issue! Looks like Jon finally realized it's time to get his side of the story out there in a publication that won't hold back on the juicy details.

Yup, no publicists were along at the dinner to "control" what was said and put an "official" stamp on the story. And you know what that means - we're going to get the real deal from Jon's point of view in the next issue of Star. We hope and pray he tells us all about his new girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman.

SOURCE: radaronline

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Larry Birkhead the former boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith, was spotted having a fun day with their 2 1/2-year-old daughter Dannielynn Hope at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills on Saturday (July 18). Larry was seen pushing his adorable daughter on the swings, applying sunscreen to her arms and keeping her shoes on her feet at the popular playground to the stars

Larry revealed that being a single father to Dannielynn has completely changed his perspective on life: "I'm so paranoid medically with what we've been through. If she has a sniffle: straight to the doctors. Anna had a fever when she passed away." The 36-year-old father of one also revealed his desire to have more children on day, "I want to have another child. It would be tough for me to do right now, but in a couple of years, definitely."




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